Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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