Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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