awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
