I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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