Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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