She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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