No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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