Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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