Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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