I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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