Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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