Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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