if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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