I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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