my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The air taste purple.
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