so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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