? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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