So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
