It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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