i don't like sucking hair
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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