Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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