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(270): View more from Kentucky

32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!

(1-270): View more from Kentucky

Hahahaha

(270): View more from Kentucky

make that 40.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face

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(573): View more from Missouri

I wish you could order shots online.

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(586): View more from Michigan

May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.

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(805): View more from California

I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends

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(516): View more from New York

its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved

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(240): View more from Maryland

I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.

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(305): View more from Florida

Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!

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