i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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