Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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