Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
