Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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