If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
