Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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