You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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