I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize