you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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