soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Randomize
