He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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