I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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