Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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