Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The beer is more important than you right now.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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