writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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