Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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