Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
His nipple licking is glorious
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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