Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
what day is it and did you see me today?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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