I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My vagina just recognized that song.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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