I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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