Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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