fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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