Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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