Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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