he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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