people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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