Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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