Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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