Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
why is half of my head shaved?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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