I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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